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Rules
1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked
2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games
3. No Cyber..or anything sexually explicit
4. Dont just use this page for insulting people, some insults are okay, but this page is mostly for physical attacks, take your insults and gotto insult arena if you must.
5. If someone owns (kills) you, accept it. I don't want to be hearin' about your freakin 'clones' all the time. This rule is in place because people will argue in an idiotic way about who died and who didnt.
6. Don't Spam (Common Sense)
7.Keep on topic, i don't want random conversations going on here, you can send messages to eachother, this is not a junk forum.

[Dil*] is now the new owner, fear

hope this works

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a ragged samuri eyes all competiters wearily and vanishes with one word
"begin!!!!!"

[Milk and cookies]is confused."should'nt there be more people?oh well"she picks up a chair and tosses it at someone

[Milk and cookies] eats a ragged samori"nummy.needs ketchup though"

everyone is scared to chalange [Milk and cookies]?THEY SHOULD BE!

"anyone crazy enough to challange [Milk and cookies] the great??"

"Ahhhhh!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! dont kill me!! Oh, wait, crazy enough, thats me!!! and your right, it does need ketchup" picks up chair and throws at dark_and_pals [eltonandmom]

[Milk and cookies]inhails chair through nose then sneezes it back at elton."aaaaaCHOOOOOO

A wispy character enters the room and asks for a monkey. When he dicovers they are all out, he starts by flinging random objects! "FOOLS YOU HAVE NOT SOLD ME A MONKEY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE... $10 DOLLARS" The wispy person booms. "MAKE ALL CHECKS OUT TO Vampire_Soul, THANK YOU ALL FOOLISH NO VAMPIRIAN MORTAL SOUL THINGS!!"

yeah whatever.

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Brought to you, painfully by [Dil*]

hey "stop the voilence"lol

[DarkDestiny] *BLinks looks at the person who wanted a monkey and lezitates a chair and throwns it at him then laughs*
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[Dil*] *hits [adnihilo] in the face with a metal mallet and her nose stays wrinkled "mauahhaha the irony!"

[Del] catches the metal mallet with a sheet of steel before it gets to [adnihilo] and then smashes [Dil*] over the head

[Dil*] *shrugs shoulders "bah, your ruining my fun, besides how can you prevent it when it has already been done? You fool!"

[Del] deigns to not answer and hits [Dil*] with an iron pole

[Dil*] *sets [Del]'s hair on fire and pours gasoline on her

[adnihilo] douses the flames on [Del]'s head.

[Dil*] *Sighs~ "defending people now? The quality of this death game page is going down by the second with you two here" *steps on [adnihilo]'s face several times and sulks away to the wreck-room

[Doormat] crucifies [Del] on a thorn cross

[Weeman] gives [Dil*] a going away cake.

[chrius] realizes he hasn't done anything for a while, so he starts screaming "Affe!! Verprügeln Sie meinen Affen!!"

[adnihilo] follows suit "adversus solem ne loquitor!!"

[chrius] looks around for anyone that speaks german

[Dil*] *gashes [chrius]'s eyes out with a corkscrew

[chrius] looks for his eyes "What was that for!?"

[Dil*] "this is death games whatcha-ya expect?" *kicks [adnihilo] in the face

[chrius] "Can't we all just get along?"

[Dil*] "die."

[Weeman] raised his hand. "I can roughly speak German. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. Es tut mir leid, aber dein Hund ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat.

[chrius] looks at [Weeman] "Do you have any idea what you said? And no, my dog is not your potato salad...."

[Weeman] nodded. "Ja, ich weiss was ich habe gesprochen, gesprocht.... ummm, which one was correct?"

[Dil*] *lights a fuse

[Doormat] yells "die u nazi assfaces"

[Dil*] "working on that, [Doormat]" *building explodes scattering fiery matter in different places (and killing everyone here)

[Weeman] shakes his head. "Its just boring when somebody says 'I kill everybody' so I just ignore it now..."

[chrius] says "I'm only a quarter nazi!!"

[Dil*] *force feeds [Weeman] with gasoline and lights him on fire
*grins evilly as he explodes

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *chops off [Weeman]'s head* "muahahahahahah..."

A seed was left when [Weeman] died and his new clone grows at amazing speed. "That's just overkill!!"

[Dil*] *stabs [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out with an oversized novalty plastic spork!!

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *goes to the nearest jewelers and replaces her stolen eyes with real cat's eyes. "What's with people stealing my eyes?"

[Dil*] "dunno...ooOOoo Shiny!" *rips [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out of their sockets and runs away cackling madly

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] "NOT AGAIN!"

[Red_Comet] enters the arena. "This is pathetic" He presses a button on his watch. Suddenly there is a giant red robot behind him. [Red_Comet] gets in the cockpit. "Now Sazabi, Lets show them how to fight"

[Dil*] *shrugs* "pathetic? i dont think thats the word for it" *cuts off [Red_Comet]'s leg and beats him to death with it

[Red_Comet] can't die that easily! *Sazabi steps on [Dil*].* *Laughs manicially* *crunch* *crunch*

[Dil*]*grumble mumble* "damn mecha crazed freaks" *stabs [Red_Comet]'s eyes out with a plastic spoon*

[Red_Comet] has a mask on. *gets out of sazabi* "Fine I'll fight on your level" * shoots [Dil*]*

*lol "you just shot me?" *ahahaaha, [Dil*] cuts off [Red_Comet]'s head with a battle axe and puts his head on a pole

[Doormat] removes a bolt from [Red_Comet]'s robot and watches with satisfaction as it collapses on itself.

Umbraven enters arena *shouts war cry* "Pinapple" Umbraven pulls out a plastic fork. "oh you're dead now!, gahhh!"Stabs [Red_Comet] Die die! fu fu fu-evil laugh

[Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] comes in.* All right then, who wants to fight me?

[Diablojr. promptly crucifies [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves]

[Anime-Demon] grabs the crucified [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] and runs off into a broom cubord (bad spelling) and locks the door!

[Bovine220] grabs the handle of his very big sharp axe... chops the cuboard into two and slices a nice gory chunk of bloody flesh out [Anime-Demon] arm. [Anime-Demon] cowers in pain as [Bovine220] kicks him in the nuts..........gets out an hammer and repairs the cupbourd!!!!!

[Anime-Demon] grabs [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] again (much to her discust) and runs off to a big bedroom to hide.
not before handing [Bovine220] a big present with a grenade inside.

[Weeman] shouts "*boom* ha ha".
and chops up whats left of [Bovine220]

An angel appears throught the front door with a mini gun shout "i'm the angel of death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"...........to every ones surprise it shoots them into tiny bit but misses [Anime-Demon] who's hdiding beneath the bed......angel walks up to the remains of [Bovine220] and says "HI"..........instantly his mangeled body regenerates.......[Bovine220] steals the angel of death's mini gun and shoots it......jumps o the bed an waits................................................................

[Anime-Demon] randomly pokes a big pointy thing through the bottom of the bed and stabs [Bovine220]

[Tableau Vivant] comes in the room, looks around and starts singing so that everyone will fall to the ground!!!

[Tableau Vivant] "Wha..? GRRRR don't you all like my singing?!"

[Mira Ravenheart] laughs and skips around [Tableau Vivant] 'Of course we like your singing!" she makes a face and puts on ear phones.

[drakkar] *pulls out earplugs* yeah its great encore encore *puts earplugs back in*

[Mira Ravenheart] smiles innocently and draws her twin daggers.
[drakkar] i think the rules are alive they keep growing ruuuuuun

[Dil*] they wont anymore.
[drakkar] my luck that this will not work

[Tableau Vivant] "WHAT?! why do you have earplugs?!
grrr" *he picks up fluffer the cat and throws it to [Mira Ravenheart]*

[Mira Ravenheart] "What ear plugs?" smiles innocently. "These?" she points at ear phones. "Oh, their just ear phones, I'm listening to the LOTR sound track. It is really very good." Catches the kitty and sets it down gently, then grins at [Tableau Vivant]. "Oh, Vanen, would you like to play with our dear friend here?" She smiles and summons a golden dragon. "Just be careful of his claws."

[Tableau Vivant] "what the...?" *picks up a chair and throws it to the dragon!* "ha! take that!"

[Mira Ravenheart] *laughs happily as the dragon tried to bite [Tableau Vivant]'s head off* *claps hands* "Good show!" *the chair is shattered of the dragon's claw and falls to the ground in peices*

[Tableau Vivant] "aarhg NOT MY HAIR!!!" and he picks up a bigger chair and throws it to the dragons head!

Aargh..
[dee jay] casually wlks in2 th room, avin been dancin in th rain outside, an sees th carnage. confused, he pulls out his tambourine, and bangs it loudly. evry1 turns round, sees [dee jay], n ignores him.
'damn them so much' he says, and throws th tamborine at th nearest thing, tht jus so happens 2 b th dragon.
'oh dear' he says.

[Milk and cookies] returns to kick all your sorry butts.
"who wants to go out for icecream?"
or not
[Milk and cookies] pulls out a chainsaw"hehehehehe blood everywere!"
[Cureless_Toxin]walks in, (immeadately sprayed with blood)"i think im in the right place" walks up behind [Milk and cookies] and sinks her hunting knife into the side of his neck and begins giggleing as blood begins to poole around her feet.
[::Live Life Without the F::] pops out of now where with something strapped to his chest. He then walks up to ~deaths~shado~ and gives a hug !!BOOM!! *blood every where*
[Milk and cookies]pulls knife out of her neck and stabs [Cureless_Toxin] with it before dying on the ground and taken away by paramedics
[Eglagrodion] watches the mess and takes up a bucket with soap and starts to clean...
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] shoots [Eglagrodion] in the heart with a bow and arrow. HA HA HA!!! NOW I AM THE RULER!!!
[Mira Ravenheart] grabs [The Unicorn Queen of Australia] from behind and strangles her. "I think not!"
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] spins around and punches [Mira Ravenheart] biatch
[Eglagrodion] pulls arrow aut of shoulder'' hey im the wood elve here, grabs 4 arrows
and does a triple shot followed by a new arrow at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
and helps [Mira Ravenheart] up.
''let's get the unicorn guy''.

[Mira Ravenheart] grins and takes arm. "Sounds good to me." She jumps to her feet and, retreaving her twin daggers, swings at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]'s head.

[Eglagrodion] grabs longsword and swings to the neck of [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] reaches out and grabs the sword before it gets to her.
but the sword is sharp and cuts thru her hand...
[Eglagrodion] luaghs evil and maniacksly

[Doormat] beats [Eglagrodion] savagely with a dictionary,

[angebob] walks in the room and sits in a corner watching the idiots pathentically brutalizing theyre foes with such pitiful attacks, [angebob] waits for someone to attack him.
[Mira Ravenheart] sits down next to [angebob] and smiles. "hello"
[angebob] looks over at faith and says "hello, fighting no fun for you?" and he gives [Mira Ravenheart] a smile back.
[Mira Ravenheart] "I have nothing against fighting... but I'm just not in the mood" she shrugs casually.
[angebob]gives a grin to [Mira Ravenheart] and swings his sheild over his head and down onto [Mira Ravenheart]'s torso, slashing a hole into her.
[A Forgotten Dream] half smiles. "You are all powerplayers, and imature violent ones at that." Not that she minded violent. [A Forgotten Dream] catches the top[angebob]'s shield and twists it sharply, hitting [angebob] hard with the flat side followed with a cuff to the head.
[A Forgotten Dream] offers [Mira Ravenheart] her hand. "So how's the jerk?"
[angebob] pulls his short sword around from his side and slashes at [A Forgotten Dream] while coming up with his knee to hit heart's unrest's stomach.
[Doormat] promptly comes up behind [angebob] and savagely tears off his head with his teeth
[angebob] pulled a grenade out of his coat right before [Doormat] bit his head off, pulled the pin and as his dead body slumps to the floor, he drops the grenade, and it blows [Doormat] up with angebob's dead body
[Doormat] explodes with so much force his torso and trailing intestines slice [A Forgotten Dream]'s head off
[Celorfiwyn]calmly grabs his rifle (that is hidden under his clothes) walks behind diabloJr,sticks the rifle through diablos pants to a very sensitive hole then pulls the trigger,soforth diablos head blows up sky high spreading pieces off skull and brain evrywhere(luckily i got very good cleaning spells ) and stands above the results of the massacare...
[Doormat] shoves a magic wand into [Celorfiwyn]'s stomach and causes him to crap flaming diarrhea and expell his fluids from his mouth.

yumm...sounds delicious,but its not over yet,[Celorfiwyn]grabs[Doormat]from his throat sticks him sitting on a 7meters long flagpole(which by the way is sharp and covered with shatters of glass,tabasko and just for the taste...a cherry on the top)so as he sits on it ,it slowly moves twards his head causing horrible agony(remembering what the whole shit is covered with,it gives a little extra kick to it,don't you think) and the more he moves and stragles the more faster will the pole slip in his a**...oh and by the way this pole is also used as a ground connection for magic so don't even think of morphing your self out of there or anything...enjoy >8]
[Doormat] shoves [Celorfiwyn]'s magic down his throat and rips his spine out. "I always liked my ribs fresh," Diablo says as he devours [Celorfiwyn]'s body

ooff...this is getting interesting..hmm let's see[Celorfiwyn]rips's [Doormat]'s testicles(assumig he's a guy)out replaces them with hes eyes,eyes he sticks to diablo's ass...mmm must be a beatiful sight,after that Celor rips diablos lips and tongue off and sticks em' to Diablos scrotch(this is an extremely hard masturbating form hich is highly adored amongst fakirs and guru's,they're pretty much the only ones cabable of performing this without braking their back),arent you happy i taught it to you,diablo,there arent many who can do that...after this ashaming session [Celorfiwyn]takes his somewhat weird looking tools and rips diablos skin off exposing the bare nerve system to everything possible alone the wind now causes extreme pain,not to mention the chili powder Celor sprouded on him (considering this i propably should let him die)...grande finale:[Celorfiwyn] summons a giant boot which slowly crushes [Doormat] into a little pile of smashed bones and blood...see you in crematory :)

[Doormat] walks out of the boot and slashes [Celorfiwyn] with a dirty HIV infected bottle. Then he throws salt, alcohol, lemons, vinegar, and hydrolic acid on the wounds so they fester.

yikes...i can't respond now please leave a message after the 'beeb'...i g2g...but i'll be back

[Celorfiwyn]returns from the hospital somewhat broken,he gives [Diablo jr] a murderous stare and jumps straight at him,( im sorry ,but i couldn't think of a more painful revenge) and simply rapes him,sticks the antidote to his own arm and laughs hysterically,since that was the only antidote,but then he realizes what he just did and goes home ashamed...damn!

[angebob] walks in and sees a massacure where he used to fight, he looks for a severed head, finds one with long hair laying on the ground, picks up a oddly made glass covered and something else on it, sticks the head to it and starts cleaning. "resurection sucks, i always come back as the janitor" he says then walks away fealing kind f awkward after cleaning a mess like that, "i mgonna take a shower" he says to himself then leaves.

Suddenly [Amor Vincit Omnia] walks in with a huge bright shining smile that blinds everybody in the room including [angebob] and takes a bow and arrow and shoots directly into everybodys heart and they die instantly ~walks away~

"Hey [Amor Vincit Omnia] you missed me!" walks over and on bodies littered on the floor. "Talk about making a girl feel special. You could at least got me in the leg!" Punches [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the face. "But you kill everyone else and let me live! That hurt!" Jumps up wall and uses it as leverage to kick [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the head. Lands on a guy making his way up off the ground and puches him, knocking him unconcious.

[Akayume] kicks [angelbob] "ha!"

[coochycoo] loads knives into an uzi "aaaaaaargh" shoots in every direction

[angebob] wakes up to someone kicking him "bastard" he says then grabs his lag and slams [Akayume] into a wall face first.(its [angebob] not [anglebob])

[Akayume] oh whatever. (and its leg, not lag)

[IcyFollower] picks up [Akayume] and chuck's her at a wall

[IcyFollower] gravs a steal bat and hits [Akayume] upside the head!

[Akayume]*chops off link's head* idiot.

[IcyFollower]puts his head back on with duck tape

[Akayume] <.<''' *chops links body in half and hides one half somewhere*

[IcyFollower] grows lower half back then savigaly bites [Akayume]'s head off

[Akayume] *puts head back on* *sticks tongue out*

[IcyFollower] laughing while mooning [Akayume] then [IcyFollower]'s pet monkey gravs 2 uzi's and shoots at every one in the room except [IcyFollower]and then [IcyFollower] devores [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] *comes back in spirit and takes over your body*

[IcyFollower] pukes up [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] makes you walk into a wall numerous times.

[IcyFollower] ow.........

[Jayy Will Murder] walks in strapped with swords, sawed of shot gun, and a wand. (heehee) Points shotgun at [Akayume]s head and blows it to bunch of itsy spiders.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: no, family guy

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: it was originally a cosby scetch.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: oh ok

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: yep. and I have seen that episode of family guy

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: grabs ts's nose and rips it off

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: only I'm not a bleached black haired freak guy who likes kids a little too much *punches DP in the gut and grabs her nose back*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *pours a container of lemon salt into her open nasal cavity*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *blinks and sneezes* *puts her nose back on* thanks, I needed to clear those *disappears*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: your welcome, but i was only respecting my elders

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: looks around, confused

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: checks over shoulders, making sure ts doesn't come from behind

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: puts back against a wall and sits and waits

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: i guess i won, no one else is left, but i still must sleep here with one eye open.

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: anyone here?

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *reappears* you didn't win, I just needed to get to sleep

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *opens eyes and looks up and yawns* "glad you're back i was getting bored there for a second"

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* had a test today, kinda wanted to sleep at least an hour before hand

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *gets up and walks over and kicks ts in the face*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *grabs DP's foot and twists it sharply to the right*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *bends over and twists foot back in place (gives ts an evil stare) walks over to the wall i slept at and grabs a bag and pulls out a sledge hammer and walks back over and hits her in the spine, and the arms, and the legs, and the head, and the stomach, etc.

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *dodges the hits easily* too slow *grabs her rapiers and slices along the muscles in DP's arms renering them useless and bleeding*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *walks back to the bag and a really short medicine man pops out and heals the arms, then pulls out razor blade and walks a little closer then pauses waiting for ts's attack*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *tilts her head and narrows her eyes, waiting*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *begins to shave*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *watches, on her guard*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "oww" *cut's himself*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *holds out a band-aid for him*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *pulls out his own band-aid and patches it*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs and puts it away*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: "trust me you'll need that one before long"

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *finishes shaving*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: meh, s'what a lot of people say...

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *pulls out a second razor*

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: *disappears*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: waits for another challenger if ts is going to just disappear

2005-06-22 [Tiger Shark]: (I'll be back, just getting some lunch)

2005-06-22 [DeathlySlayer]: walks in and hits darth in the back of the head with a brick

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *falls to the ground and slashes ds's ankles and when he falls cuts up the body with the blades, throat first*

2005-06-22 [DeathlySlayer]: rolls and tries to crawl away

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: *walks over to ds and picks him up and nails him upside down to a wall and sadistically tortures him with a horrible array of devices*

2005-06-22 [DeathlySlayer]: please dont kill me

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: (hates begging) *slashes ds's throat*

2005-06-22 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: *straps [-Britt-] to a bomb and detonates it*

2005-06-22 [-Britt-]: takes off bomb before it detonates and throws it at pumpernickle

2005-06-23 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: *ducks and makes [-Britt-] swallow bomb* cheater! :P

2005-06-23 [-Britt-]: coughs it up and shoves it up pumpernickle's posterior

2005-06-23 [angebob]: 's dead body rolls away, spilling acid all the way to the door then he fanishes into the night, the acid splashes all over tsc, dp, and ds's carcus. it starts eating away the cloths and skin of those it touches.

2005-06-23 [Tiger Shark]: *licks up the acid* hmm, tastes like lemons

2005-06-23 [-Britt-]: dives into a lake and washes the acid off

2005-06-23 [-Britt-]: gets out and dries off, "i really dont like that guy and his acid" acknowledges ts's presence and pulls out a tommy gun and unloads on her

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *dives away from the bullets and claws DP's Achilles tendens*

2005-06-24 [Helghast]: grabs tiger shark from behind and strangles her

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *reaches behind her and digs into Helghast's gut, pulling out his entrails* *wraps his intestines around his neck and pulls them tight*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: tapes tendens back in place, (tape, the universal fix all) and grabs a flame thrower and burns helghast and ts as they struggle

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *picks up and dusts off the chared bones*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *gets loose of Helghast and drenches DP in gasoline and watches him roast from his own flamethrower*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: i didn't have the flamethrower on, hence picking up the bones of helghast, a new action

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: that's why you post ONE message at a time. get's less confusing.

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: jumps in the lake with scuba equipment on and dives down, won't be here for an hour or two

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* have fun, I'll be bored as ever *sits with her back against a wall*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: sneaks out of them water and steals ts's daggers and stabs her in the stomach

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: lol, shows how much you know. I don't own any daggers. you're stabbing me with air. *unsheaths her two rapiers and slices DP's head off*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: "didn't you learn the last time you tried that, the force wont let me die............permenantly" becomes part of the force and kills ts from the inside.

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *rolls her eyes* haven't you learned yet that I don't follow with anything that has reference to a movie as it has no originality

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: i pay the short medicine man i keep in the bag to revive me when i die. *stands up after being healed and grabs ts's arms and rips them out of the sockets*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *kicks DP where it hurts the most and bites deep into his throat*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: beats ts savagely with both arms, "QUIT KICKING ME THERE, that really hurts"

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *rips out DP's trachea and chews on it* *pops her arms back in socket and smiles* it's just the reaction I love

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: "hey give me that i need it" *snatches it and puts it back in* *rips out ts's liver and throws it to the vultures flocking around the dead bodies*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: ...>.< damn, thats the 3rd time this week *rips out DP's liver and replaces hers with it*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: "well then" snatches ts's heart "i'll use your heart as a liver" *puts it in and patches a few of the holes*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: oh? *pulls out some of DP's arteries and some muscle and sews it all together to make a new heart*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: grabs ts's intestines and makes new arteries, and grabs her muscles to replace my own

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *narrows her eyes* Touche *grabs DP's intestines and muscle to replace her own* *sews herself up and kicks DP away*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *comes back and knocks her down and sits on her waiting for her chest and ribs to cave in*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *growls and kicks DP off* *tackles him from behind and catches him in a headlock*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *reverses the headlock and gives ts another noogie*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: Ack!! *wriggles out of the headlock and rubs her head*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *puts on a gas mask and shoots mustard gas at ts*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *dives into the lake until the gas clears* *grabs DP and holds his head underwater*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *dives and drags ts under with me and knocks her out leaving her to drown*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *wakes up a couple minutes later and looks around under the water*

2005-06-24 [-Britt-]: *fills the lake with huge bull sharks incase ts wasn't already finished off*

2005-06-24 [Tiger Shark]: *grins* I love this. 1st you try to drown a shark, then you try to kill it with other sharks. funny.

2005-06-25 [-Britt-]: "yeah, suprising you lived in the fresh water, i thought only bull sharks could do that"

2005-06-25 [Tiger Shark]: nah, any shark can survive in fresh water for a certian extent

2005-06-25 [-Britt-]: "good then, i'll just make sure you don't come out" *puts up 120,000 volt electric fence around the lake*

2005-06-25 [deadlynight shade]: grabs DP and rapps the eletric cords around his neck and gives him 2 120,000 volts then sits back a laughs as his eyes come rolling out of his head

2005-06-25 [deadlynight shade]: picks up DP eyes and trows them into TS mouth

2005-06-25 [deadlynight shade]: **now to finish the job** grabs DP and straps him to a metal cross which he then dips into cement and trows into ocean .

2005-06-25 [deadlynight shade]: :P

2005-06-25 [deadlynight shade]: christians ha! religion is for the weak minded

2005-06-25 [Doormat]: says,"True" then drenches deadly in gasoline, crucifies him on a cross, then sets him on fire.

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: *impales Diablo on the cross deadly's nailed to* hey, there's nothign wrong with religion *stuffs Korans down their throats*

2005-06-26 [-Britt-]: *busts out of the cement and swims to surface* *swims to land* *pulls the nails out of hands and feet* *wonders to diablojr and yanks out his eyes to replace my own* *grabs a bible and beats him fiercly with it, until he dies, and if he was already dead, until his head busts open*

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: *watches* nice *sifts through the mush that was onde Diablo's brain* oh hey look, a crayon

2005-06-26 [-Britt-]: *puts out the fire on ds or at least what's left of him and gives him and diablojr a proper burial* "even my enemies don't deserve to rot out here" *and after they're buried, i pee on their graves* "ha, look who's finished now, losers, and i hope you burn for all the crap yall said about religion!"

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: *grumbles* shoulda let the birds pick at 'em...

2005-06-26 [-Britt-]: *digs up the bodies* "you're right"

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: nice...*claws them open for the birds*

2005-06-26 [-Britt-]: *puts salt on them, and takes a nibble* "yuk!!!, you sure the birds will even eat these guys, they taste pretty rotten?"

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: not sure, but there's no way ants will turn them down!

2005-06-26 [-Britt-]: *sits down and hangs a do not disturb sign from his nose* "i need sleep"

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: me too -_- but I promised a friend I'd stay up all night while he does a science project

2005-06-26 [tay3]: i walk in and smash tiger shark over the head with a chair

2005-06-26 [Tiger Shark]: *stones tay with bricks*

2005-06-27 [-Britt-]: *stands up and takes off the sign* *grabs tay and tosses him into a wood chipper*

2005-06-27 [wimplo350]: Walks over and throws tay 3 what's left o ftay 3 into a pit with michael jackson and closes the lid to it.

2005-06-27 [Tiger Shark]: wait wait wait!! *tosses Martha Stewart in the pit just to see what happens*

2005-06-27 [wimplo350]: Starts laughing insanely!

2005-06-27 [Tiger Shark]: *watches Martha Stewart manifest into the devil she really is and tear apart the pieces of tay and michael jackson*

2005-06-27 [Dil*]: This is the host, and she commends you for hilarity, lmao

2005-06-27 [Tiger Shark]: mraow?O.o

2005-06-28 [Dil*]: continue killing.

2005-06-28 [Tiger Shark]: nice...*throws a grenade in the pit*

2005-06-28 [Dil*]: I'm merely supervising at the moment, seeing if anyone breaks the rules

2005-06-28 [Tiger Shark]: well, it seems I'm the only one here right now << >> have I broken any rules? just curious..

2005-06-28 [Dil*]: nah, you're a good deathgamer

2005-06-28 [Tiger Shark]: sweetness XD

2005-06-28 [-Britt-]: *walks over to ts with a tank of hydrogen and fills her with it* *lights a torch and throws it at her*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: o.o *starts floating upwards because of the hydrogen and out of the way of the torch*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *grabs a dart gun and pops ts*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *falls on DP and grabs him in a headlock*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *rips out of ts's grasp and gets her into a bear hug and listens to the satisfying sound of her ribs breaking*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *elbows DP in the sides adn grins at the sound of his kidneys rupturing* *grabs his arms and flips him over her head, freeing herself of his grasp*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *grabs the back of ts's leg and bites into it, severing her tendons*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *digs her claws under DP's ribs adn rips them up and out* *colapses his lungs*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *snatches them back and rips ts's spine out*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *turns into a jellyfish and wraps her deadly tentacles around DP's head, stinging him with nerve paralizing venom and stopping his brain and heart* *turns back and rips him limb from limb to insure he's dead*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *turns into a salamander and regenerates his body*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *throws the salamander into a pit of minks*

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: *turns back and makes a mink coat and gives it to ts as a peace offering*

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *tilts her head* sorry, allergic

2005-06-29 [-Britt-]: "i was hoping you were and you didn't know it, besides i infected it with ebola"

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: oh really? I feel so loved now. but if you wanted to kill me you could've triens Ebolai, it's much more effective *pushes DP back into the pis and chops him into small pieces* *drows in a bunch of black backed scorpions and wathces them peel the meat off his bones*

2005-06-29 [the force is with me]: hacks tigershark to pieces with two butcher knives

2005-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *pieces become tiny versions of her and crawl through TFIWM's skin and into his bloodstream, clawing open his muscles and nerves and tissues*

2005-07-02 [deadlynight shade]: damn you die

2005-07-03 [Tiger Shark]: nah, I'm fine for now

2005-07-03 [Helghast]: stabs her forehead repetitivly with a needle

2005-07-03 [Tiger Shark]: thanks, that itched *grabs the needle and stabs it in Helghast's eye*

2005-07-04 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *fires bolter shells everywere*

2005-07-04 [-Britt-]: after eating my flesh, which is radioactive after all the crap ts did to me, the scorpians mutate and grow. they eat everyone in sight, including the force is with me, tiger shark, deadlynight shade, and the fury.

2005-07-04 [deadlynight shade]: absorbs the scorpions blood as he begins to mutate ans grow a scorpion tail

2005-07-05 [*faerie_queen*]: eats herself

2005-07-05 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *blasts all the scorpion comming after me with a multi-melta)

2005-07-05 [Tiger Shark]: *gets digested adn is absorbed into a scorpion's blood, then sent to the venom gland where her molecules reform onto a molecular size egg* *scorpion goes crazy and sting deadly* *molecular egg travels through deadly's bloodstream and is deposited in his intestines* *egg matures and she hatches from his gut in a bloody, slow, and painfull ripping skin and flesh frenzy*

2005-07-06 [*faerie_queen*]: eats tiger shark

2005-07-08 [Tiger Shark]: er? *settles in faerie queen's stomach and does the same thing*

2005-07-08 [pauly]: shoots faerie queen in the head with a crossbow

2005-07-08 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *shoots tigershark in the stomach*

2005-07-09 [Helghast]: rubs eye and gets angry, then performs a ceramony reviving the dead and unleashes the zombies on everyone.

2005-07-09 [-Britt-]: "yay, i'm back" *pieces his rotting flesh together* "thanks helghast" *eats helghast's foot*

2005-07-10 [fuck_it_all]: no...dont get it....

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *loads a krak rocket into a rocket launcher and blasts the zombies*

2005-07-11 [-Britt-]: *runs away, not wanting to be slain again*

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *shoots bolter shells at darth principatus's feet, laughing*

2005-07-11 [-Britt-]: *turns around and walks/stumbles to fury and pukes stomach acid into his face*

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *takes off helmet**slices through darths's stomach with drach nye'n*

2005-07-11 [-Britt-]: *grabs the fury's hand and eats*

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: (talking head) damn.........

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *head and body explode)

2005-07-11 [-Britt-]: *runs/stumbles away*

2005-07-11 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *soul escapes before i explode* you canno kill pure chaos dammnit!

2005-07-12 [Tiger Shark]: sure ya can, ya just need to know how. For example, chaos, being so, has no laws or guidelines. Thus, once it seemingly has destroyed everything it can (or possibly before) it will ultimately turn on itself, as it knows no difference between itself and anything else. Another possible scenario is that it will attack anything it can that is close enough, which means it's own self is in the vesinity

2005-07-13 [FireWing]: *stabs [Tiger Shark] in the foot with a pie cutter.

2005-07-13 [Ailil Mac Mata]: yea, but then there is so much you cant kill it ALL

2005-07-13 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* meh, it's the thought that counts *grabs guitar freek by the head and beats a brick wall with him*

2005-07-14 [-Britt-]: *comes back after visiting a good plastic surgeon* ''yay, i dont look like a zombie anymore and i have a present from the surgeons" *grabs a bunch boxes of used needles and pours them on everyone*

2005-07-14 [Tiger Shark]: meep!!! *hides from all the needles* ACK!!!

2005-07-14 [-Britt-]: *pulls out a scaple, grabs ts by the hair, and slowly and sadistically cuts her face, then begins to hack away*

2005-07-14 [Tiger Shark]: *melts and sits in a bloody puddle on the floor*

2005-07-18 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out a gold katana ,then turns to the left and stares at DP strangly.Poof DS appears behinde DP with the katana at his neck;slash the body ofDP lies on the floor and head now rest in the pool of blood.trows a flash grande and runs over to TS and stabs her in the for head.then goes to his table and drinks his tea. AHH its good to be back after a while.now who's up for russian rullete.

2005-07-18 [deadlynight shade]: loads a 357 magnum with one shell and spins it.

2005-07-18 [deadlynight shade]: points it at him self click then dp click,then ts click the back at him self click, the dps head bang i guess he won .

2005-07-18 [deadlynight shade]: again?

2005-07-19 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *aims bolter at deadlynight shade*

2005-07-19 [-Britt-]: how many times can i die?

2005-07-19 [Ailil Mac Mata]: *plugs away with bolter* hahahahaahhahahhaha!

2005-07-22 [Amor Vincit Omnia]: Suddenly[Amor Vincit Omnia] Walks in and sees Darth, leaves for a moment comes back and yells "Hey look its Michael Jackson!!!!"a crowd of screaming fans runs up and tackles Darth....He dies of suffocation ....

2005-07-22 [Amor Vincit Omnia]: ~giggles with satisfaction~

2005-07-23 [Ailil Mac Mata]: lol *lobs a meltabomb at ninjanecromancer

2005-07-25 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out the arrows"is really no need for that how can one kill a immortal".

2005-07-25 [-Britt-]: i guess that you didn't the earlier posts, i already died again from russian roulette

2005-07-30 [deadlynight shade]: i shot you i think i know that

2005-07-30 [tay3]: tay3 walks out and shoots deadlynight shade

2005-07-30 [-Britt-]: i was refering to ninjanecromancer trying to kill me

2005-07-31 [Ailil Mac Mata]: ??? *hits darth principatus in the head woth a flail*

2005-08-01 [kmnkmlkwgtf]: *walks in brushing some dirt of her pants* What does a girl have to do to get in a fight around here? *Takes out knife from shoe and throws it at some random person in the stomach* HA HA ha! that was fun.

2005-08-01 [greenbeauty4200]: haha now you will all die

2005-08-01 [greenbeauty4200]: *pushes Fionabeam into flames* (evil laugh)

2005-08-01 [greenbeauty4200]: all of you will feel my wrath *lets a granade blow up by fionabeam*

2005-08-01 [kmnkmlkwgtf]: OW! Ouch! *runs out of flames and starts rolling around on the ground putting the flames out* Ah man! LOOK what you did.....you ruined mt favourite shirt. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice shirt that looks good these days!? *Hits necrokittin in the face and kicks in the ribbs, takes out cigerate and lights it from her flaming boot* It's a good thing these are steel capped. *puts out the fire on boot*

2005-08-17 [deadlynight shade]: pulls out a katana and radomly slashes nerokittin the proceedes to decapate fionabeam.

2005-08-21 [tay3]: takes out a dagger and stabs deadlynight shade in the heart

2005-08-21 [-Britt-]: *coughs up blood that makes deadlynight shade slip backwards and fall after the stabbing*

2005-08-22 [Akayume]: *punches a random person*

2005-08-22 [kmnkmlkwgtf]: *gets decapated* Oh thanks alot deadlynight shade, now I'm going to die from blood loss.....owww it really hurts! *starts to die*

2005-08-22 [Akayume]: *pokes fionabeam with a stick*

2005-08-23 [69ordie]: i need a challnge. Fuck it pulls out a a grenade ant throws it at akayume hahahaha blood guts fingers and toes is all thats left